So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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