I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
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My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
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Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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