It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
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I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
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New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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