where am i from again
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
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