Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
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After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
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Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
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