You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
Randomize