Do vagina's smell?
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
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I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
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So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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