that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
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This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
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My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
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