so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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