Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
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Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
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In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?