guess who was drunk and crawling in the middle of the road and got brought home by the police last night? HINT: ME
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
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Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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