You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
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This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
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What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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