I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
i dont even know how to be here
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was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
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Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
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