I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
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all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
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He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
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