yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
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Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
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They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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