when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
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my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
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. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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