i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
i came on her dog
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
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Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
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I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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