What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
