he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
Even the bartender felt bad for me
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
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