your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i would punch a child for taco bell
high people should be assigned attendants
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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