I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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