I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
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So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
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She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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