so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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