I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
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I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
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He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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