I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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