there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
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If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
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Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
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