ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
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Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
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I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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