There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
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I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
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No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts