Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
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Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
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On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
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