do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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