You made me cry and you don't even care
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
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Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
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If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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