I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
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