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you traded sex for a burrito?
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
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Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
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I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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