Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
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