Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
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Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
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Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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