I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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