are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
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let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
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Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
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