I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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