how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
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No you dumbass thats not right
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
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I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
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But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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