it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
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"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
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I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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