Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
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I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
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To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
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