well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
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I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
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I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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