real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
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she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
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I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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