just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
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I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
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My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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