so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
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we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
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Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
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