Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
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I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
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Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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