the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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