Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice