I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
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We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
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I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
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