I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
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in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
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His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
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